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Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 |
10:24 p.m. |
I realize, now, why I still talk to my ex, P. It�s simply because he can�t have a single conversation with me without making a total fool of himself. For awhile, most of his idiotic comments revolved around $80,000 jobs, but they�ve taken a new twist: he believes that the cops are out to �get him�. He believes that several metro area police departments are conspiring to �bring him down�. In fact, last week, he was complaining that there was a bench warrant out for his arrest because he didn�t show up in court to fight one of his speeding tickets. His response was, �They should have let me know.�Well, dumbass, the summons is on the ticket (or at least there is a number to call to get a date for your summons). His response to that was that he had lost the ticket. That was the end of his logic. He lost the ticket, they were supposed to just forget about it. Anyway, without further adieu, here�s our most recent conversation: Him: dude, girls are the worst fucking drivers ever. im never driving with one again
Auto response from Me: damn errands
Him: i was just arguing with one of my friends about it and she was saying girls were so much better at driving
Him: and she just drove on a sidewalk for like a mile without even realizing and hit 2 people, and destroyed the whole bottom of her car
Him: what a fucking imbecile. this other girl i know just hit a house too
Me: fun
Him: this one girl i know drove right into a house cuz she didnt see it
Me: hm
Me: such hard to believe things always seem to happen to you
Me: or with you involved
Him: i wasnt involved
Me: ah okay
Me: then it appears that you carouse with a group of people who lead fantastically impossible lives
Him: i just know a ton of girls, and literally all of them are the most horrible drivers it's ridiculous
Him: lol ok
Him: it was on the news
Me: uh huh
Me: well okay
Him: girls just cant drive
Him: they're like blind or something, i dont get it
Me: it just appears that either all the drama happens to you or you know people who lead more dramatic lives than those of soap operas
Me: i think that i drive better than you for sure lol
Me: hence why i don't have 11 points on my record
Him: well i know like 30x more people than most people
Him: that might be why
Him: and im on the road 10x more
Him: no you dont
Him: you drive wreckless
Me: right lol
Him: um you do
Him: not super bad, but not good
Me: um how would you know
Him: cuz you used to drive me around
Me: ah....right...so all of this based on a year
Me: and how many tickets have you gotten in the past year?
Him: um yeah, isnt that enough? lol
Him: what do tickets have to do with anything?
Him: i drive an 800hp supra lol, what do you expect
Me: well, i don't recall getting any speeding tickets in the past year, so i'd say that i drive pretty safely
Him: everyone i know with a supra has like 30 tickets
Me: aha, so jackass driving must be a quality before you own the car
Him: um, speeding tickets have nothing to do with being a good driver
Me: lol breaking driving laws have nothing to do with being a good driver?
Me: maybe that's why you pay 4 grand a year for insurance
Him: people that speed are usually better drivers
Him: proven by studies
Me: because you are a "driving risk"
Him: lol ok, you're not even talking about the same thing
Him: good = SKILLED
Him: who gives a fuck about the law
Him: oh no, i get speeding tickets for going 4mph over, im such a bad driver
Him: just cuz my car idles higher than the speed limit
Me: oh yeah, we can't forget all the high speed chases you have to avoid, and the cop 'hit lists' you're on....oh wait! we can't forget that they're "out to get you". It has nothing to do with that you're wreckless and shouldn't have a license lol
Me: dude
Me: get a job, get a life, get a therapist. you have problems
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