Thursday, Nov. 21, 2002 12:09 a.m.

If there was ever a reason to force sterilization on people, the face on the poster would be Michael Jackon.

What a freak�..seriously. First of all, I realize that the man can�t help being white when he is black, but why add to your misery? He has something like permanent eyeliner and lipstick. His nose is freakin FALLING off. He had �goatee plugs� put on his face because he can�t grow facial hair.

Most recently, he walks around with this white surgical mask on, which is a blessing in my opinion. He has this mask for reasons unbeknownst to the public, but I read on some rumor site that it�s because his many many plastic surgeries have gone very wrong (ie his nose falling off).

Dear lord.

Well, the guy who was accused of molesting small children apparently has children of his own. I try to avoid any news about him, so this comes as a shock to me. He actually has children that are his genetic progeny.

What the FUCK would possess any sane woman to sleep with Michael Jackson?

Anyway, while in Germany to accept some award for kindness to children�.well�.just read for yourself:

�For those few remaining doubters, this stunt might prove Michael Jackson is really is off the wall, bad and dangerous. Jacko spooked hundreds of fans in Berlin Tuesday, as he dangled a baby over a fourth-floor balcony railing. Jackson, infant in arms, walked out onto the veranda to wave at the screaming crowd gathered in a downtown square below his suite at the opulent Adlon Hotel, who were hoping to sneak a peek of the reclusive King of Pop. Instead of cheering, though, the throng was notably stunned when Jackson held the light-skinned, barefoot child over the metal railing for a few seconds with one hand. The baby--who had a white towel covering his (or her) face--appeared to struggle until a grinning Jackson finally lifted the tyke back up to safety. Before disappearing back inside his room, the 44-year-old music legend also showed off another youngster, who appeared to be about four or five years old and was also covered with a white cloth to hide his/her identity. Jackson waved but did not address the fans. He is in Germany to accept an award for kindness to children.�

I can�t believe this.

And this is why I believe that sterilization is a necessity for some individuals.

On another note, Helene won the second installation of the bachelor.

Actually, saying �won� seems like a poor choice of words. Well, anyway, Aaron actually proposed on this one and they seemed so happy that it almost made me forget how much of a bitch Helene was in the beginning. Granted, she changed over time and was simply being defensive against possibly getting her heart broken. I wasn�t really a fan of Brooke either though. She was way way way too young.

I know, I know, she�s the same age as me.

She just seemed too eager to settle down and didn�t have the same kinds of conversations that Aaron and Helene had.

Anyway, it was a pretty cute ending, but I still think it would have been funny if he�d ended up with that psycho Christi.

They could have had their own reality show after they were married. The craziness could have rivaled the Osbournes or the Anna Nicole show, even though I�ve seen neither.

Oh well.

And with that, I�m off to study for my two tests next week.

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