Thursday, Oct. 17, 2002 12:13 a.m.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned�

Of course, I�m not talking about myself. I�ve been in a good mood for awhile now.

Anyway, everyone knows my addiction to trashy TV; as in Judge Judy, the People�s Court, and most lately, the second edition of the Bachelor.

Something about me loves to see young, beautiful women at their absolute worst.

The concept of the show is something like this: there are 25 beautiful girls in an assortment of professions from different places around the US. There�s one guy (ONE GUY) who gets to �date� all of these women and systematically eliminate them from week to week.

Now, I�m noticing that most of these women view this as a competition, so they all resort to their absolute worst behavior when the bachelor isn�t watching�all in persuit of a possible engagement ring (the Bachelor isn�t required to propose).

So, these women talk about each other, try and make each other look bad, and act crazy.

There�s, of course, my personal favorite, who was eliminated tonight, Kristy.

She�s the epitome of the most unbalanced girl in existence. First of all, she�s extremely manipulative. She acts all doe-eyed and demure around the bachelor, but then sits around with the other girls and talks about how everyone else is in it for the wrong reasons (which they are, for the most part) and how she truly loves him.

Loves him.

After something like two weeks.

Anyway, one of the other girls, noticing Kristy�s imbalance, starts to play on it. So, in front of the bachelor, she says, �Why is it that every time Suzanne leaves the room Kristy, you roll your eyes?�

This, of course, started a catfight after the bachelor took Suzanne away for some alone time. When they came back, Kristy was crying and yelling. Then when the bachelor took Kristy aside to talk for awhile, she wouldn�t let go of him.

Somehow, and I still don�t understand how, he let her stay on for additional week.

On the latest episode (tonight�s), Kristy monopolized his friends, trying to make them put in a good word for her, while explaining over and over again to the Bachelor that she deserves another chance.

He even called her �too fatal attraction�.

I love it.

Anyway, she�s gone, so maybe the rest of them will act more sane�

�.and then I�d have nothing to watch.

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