This is a conversation that I had with P, the Conqueror, tonight. Some people really can�t believe how crazy he actually is, so I�m going to literally post the conversation just so you can see what an interaction is like. Regarding his �part time job for $30 an hour� I think I�m going to call up the place when he starts to see if he actually works there. Enjoy.P: oh yea, anyway
P: my friend angela called this guy that she was good friends with
P: and he was all upset cuz his g/f cheated on him and did all this shit, i dont know what exactly
P: and he was like i have my dad's shotgun pointed at my head and im about to pull the trigger
P: and he did
P: and she heard it and the gun and his body falling to the floor, etc
P: isnt that pretty fucking horrible?
ME: do you live in some kind of soap opera?
P: lol seems like it
P: angela's from the freakin ghetto
P: crazy shit always happens there
ME: i dunno, i just find that so hard to believe so that i couldn't put myself in that situation
P: oh
P: i really shouldnt talk to people that live in such shitty areas
P: cuz they're seriously fucked up, most all of them
P: even if they seem normal, they've been through so much ridiculous shit that i dont even want to think about it
ME: i think they make it up
P: no, i know it's true
P: this other girl i know from detroit tried to kill herself a few weeks ago
P: she took like 58 aspirins and all kinds of other drugs, and it didnt do anything lol
P: they had to pump her stomach
ME: i dunno man, you really seem to have some real actual losers for friends
P: it just made her fall asleep over and over, that's all it did
ME: yeah, and i don't believe that either
P: yeah. well people like that arent really my "friends", just people I "talk to"
ME: uh huh
ME: are you on some kind of drugs?
ME: i think she'd be a little more fucked up than sleepy
P: i dunno, she was fine
ME: especially since aspirin makes your stomach bleed
P: i dont remember if she said aspiron or tylenol or what
P: but just some normal kind of drug
ME: ahhh
ME: maybe you should be on drugs
ME: you certainly have alot of interesting....stories
P: um k
P: what, you dont believe me or what fool
ME: not really
P: why do you always act so gay
P: why not
P: i know both of the people that i was talking about. it's not like anyone just made that stuff up
ME: lol, you tell me the wildest things....even down to the jobs you're offered, without interviews, mind you It just doesn't make any sense in this place called reality the rest of us live in
P: ha ok whatever
P: i dont get what is so unbelievable
ME: today 2 people tried or did commit suicide
P: i took a part time job today btw
ME: yesterday your friend's friend got killed in a car accident
P: no, that was awhile ago, like i said
ME: few days before that your friend embezzled from kmart
P: im an instruction for the racing team at skateworld =D $30/hr
P: instrutor
ME: a few days ago you told me about some 80 grand a year job offer that you got with no experience, last year you used to tell me that whomever was offering you so much for your car--but you never sold it
ME: it's hard to believe that anything you say is true
ME: i literally copy and paste these conversations to my friends and they just don't understand how you haven't been committed
P: um k
ME: people ask me if you're on drugs
P: lol right, only cuz you make up all this shit about me im sure
P: arent you happy that i actually have a job now?
ME: literally copy and paste these conversations
ME: that's all
P: $120/day for 4 hours
ME: that's great for you
ME: how often are you working
P: 4 days a week
P: in the mornings mostly
ME: i see
ME: lmao
ME: so this is a real job
ME: one in which you have to fill out a W2 for
P: just something for now.. i went racing there last night and their current instructor couldnt believe how good i was so he hired me right away
P: yeah
ME: do me a favor
ME: when you get your first check
ME: scan me the stub
P: lol um k
P: why would i even waste my time
P: i couldnt care less what you think or believe
ME: so perhaps i can show to people that you're not on drugs
ME: or to prove to me that you're not lying
P: id rather just amuse y'all
ME: aha, you must be lying then
ME: lol
P: you fools obviously need something to make you feel cool
ME: hahahahahaha
ME: we don't need to feel cool, there's nothing cool about you looking like you're on drugs
P: lol k
ME: if you're not lying, just scan the stub
ME: it really doesn't make me feel any better when people say that you're crazy
